Question

What rheumatologic disease can be summed up the phrase “can’t see, can’t pee, can’t climb a tree”?

Answer

The triad of ocular symptoms (conjunctivitis, uveitis, episcleritis, keratitis), genitourinary symptoms (dysuria, urethritis, cervicitis) and musculoskeletal symptoms (arthritis, enthesitis, dactylitis) are diagnostic of reactive arthritis.